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Don't gamble. Take all your savings and buy some good stock and hold it till it goes up, then sell it. If it don't go up, don't buy it."–Will Rogers
"I'm going to memorize your name and throw my head away."–Oscar Levant
"Once I make up my mind I'm full of indecision."—Oscar Levant
"If you drink don't drive. Don't even put."–Dean Martin
"Underneath this flabby exterior is an enormous lack of character."–Oscar Levant